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spockvarietyhour:

It’s Mendak Monday y'all, touch the science orb before clocking in.

creepymutelilbugger:

ninja wisdom from super dragon ninja ryu hayabusa

gentlepeople:

kids these days don’t know about Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men. they’ll never understand

triviallytrue:

triviallytrue:
i’m a taylor swift centrist. she makes perfectly tolerable pop music that i can’t imagine really getting into. dunno what it is about her that makes so many people go insane
i listen to one of these relatively bland and inoffensive but nonetheless well-crafted pop songs and everyone around me demands that i proclaim it a masterpiece or artistically bankrupt or whatever. i just want to grill for god’s sake

feline17ff:

suns-up-bunshine:
Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours
…

escuerzoresucitado:

allerkaereste:

song of the summer 2023

yagirlfinley:

thickness-protection-program:
were–ralph:
girlballs:
gottastim:
aleapofbeauty on ig
princess peach at the sperm bank
nothing could have prepared me for that comment
me immediately slurping it up when she’s done

@hamingo

classichorrorblog:

Alien (1979)

nevermind, after feeling like shit all day i found my weed vape pen. it must have fell somewhere in the very bottom of my work bag, because i finally found it by doing the classic “shaking bag upside down” trick. i feel like a functioning person again, no more spine pain yayyy

basalt-havic:

mutuals do this

homeboygirl:

cabybapa:
this image is beautiful to me it is holy, this should be in a gallery

sapphim:

I like da2 bc I can see the missing potential it had. I hate dai bc I can see the missing potential it had. im deep and complex. i contain multitudes.

anevermadebed:

you ever flirt with somebody and they flirt back. and you’re like. oh for fucks sake. you were designed in a lab to kill me.

f-t-n-r:

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